Limericks

"Write a bathroom wall limerick."



There once was a girl from Marquette
Who had a hard time getting wet
So she'd say to the boys,
"No, I've got my own toys,
"With them and some lube, I'm all set!"

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Author's Note: This was really hard for me! Of course my talented-at-rhyming-and-ribaldry husband came up with about five right away, but I really wanted to write my own, otherwise it's cheating, right? So, mine isn't as clever as some, but it's here anyway, and it's certainly crude enough. And, here's two of his just for fun.

There was a dude from Little Lake
Who would give his dick a randy shake
He would whack it around
At every joint in town
So give him a hand, for God's sake.

There once was a man from Sidnaw
Who liked every girl that he saw
He humped Grace and Mary
Who were from Trenary
And now they are both baby mas.

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